Tag: dick grayson

Dick: Look, I had my moments of being out of control growing up as Robin. There, you know, I said it! I just don’t want my brothers to make the same bad mistakes that I made. If Damian never wakes up half-naked on a rooftop in Metropolis, I’ve done my job.

Bruce: Our job.

Dick: Right. I’ve done our job.

Seeing your adoptive father again after “choosing to follow a different path in life” be like…

Batman: Why so long?

Nightwing: I know! It’s weird! It’s been such a long time since we last talked –

Batman: I meant your hair.

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We asked him the same thing.

A “cook-in” at your best friend’s apartment be like…

Wally: I got the steak from the freezer. *slams a package onto the kitchen counter*

Dick: Why do you have chocolate on your face?

Wally: It was under a chocolate pie.

Dick: So you ate your way through it?

Wally: I made a judgment call. You weren’t there.

When you’re all kind of “co-parenting” your youngest brother…

Dick: Damian needs to know that we believe in him. It’s the most important thing. If you tell children they have wings, they will believe they can fly.

Jason: Oh, really? I had a buddy that went to Gothamfest, believed he could fly, didn’t end great. That’s why hotels’ windows don’t open anymore.

And by “buddy”, he meant a drunken Roy.

Planning a surprise birthday party for your youngest (kiddie-party-deprived) brother be like…

Dick: Um, Jason’s not much of a clown fan…

Duke: Has he ever seen a good one?

Jason: *from three rooms away* HAS ANYONE???

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Duke, sweetie, it’s a, um… *clears throat* sensitive topic.

Robin training with the original Boy Wonder…

Standing atop a gargoyle fifty stories from the ground…

Dick: Tim, buddy, you have nothing to fear but fear itself…

Dick: And the concrete. *dives*

Richard Grayson, you d… 0_0