Red Robin: *hacking into the facility’s security system*
Nightwing: We shouldn’t do this. We’re technically still on lockdown.
Red Robin: Well, if we don’t, *gestures to Red Hood, who just cocked both his guns* then he’s just going to shoot out the locks.
When the family mission’s a success…
Red Hood: Would you care to high-five?
Batman: I would not.
Red Hood: I can do it myself.
Red Hood: *high-fives himself*
Stop trolling your father, Jason.
Also, you’ve seen what happened when Nightwing tried to hug him, right?
Nightwing: *walking in on a 100% stunned, sweaty, and unmoving Red Hood being tightly hugged by Batman in the Batcave*
Nightwing: Is it me or did it just get totally awkward in here?
Said Dick Grayson, seconds before running to them and joining the hugfest.
Dick: It’s like looking for a prize at the bottom of a cereal box!
Damian: Apparently, you and I eat different kinds of cereal.
See, your older brother prefers those sugary ones with cartoony characters on the box. Where do you think he gets all that energy and enthusiasm?
Nightwing: You’re brilliant!
Red Hood: Of course I am! Why is everyone always surprised by that?
Batman [to his Robins]: Some of you may die… but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Kidding! Come on, Bruce loves his kids to Apokolips and back.
When your teammate’s got an extra voucher to an eat-all-you-can buffet…
Dick [to Conner]: It’s a good thing you brought me rather than Wally. He’d eat everything here. Literally. I’m not exaggerating.
Nightwing: *sighs*
Nightwing: Just go, Bruce. I don’t want you to be late for whatever it is you’re hiding from me.
Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*
Dick: I bet this was delicious once.
Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.
Hanging out at your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *rummaging through his refrigerator for something to serve for lunch*
Dick: I bet this was delicious once.
Jason: Dickie, please don’t eat that.
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