Imagine: Just… Dick and Tim. That’s all.
Tag: dick grayson
Imagine: Big brother Dick, to a rough-around-the-edges Damian.
Because we owe a lot of Little D’s character development to Big D.
Dick: Enjoying Damian’s cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
Wally: It’s pretty good once you get over how allergic I am to soy.
Dick: What?! Oh my gosh! Don’t eat that! *tries to grab the food*
Wally: *pushes back* Hey! I’m a consenting adult!
Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
The GCPD closing in be like…
♫ ♩ Bat Boys, Bat Boys
Whatcha gonna do?♪ ♫
♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
Batman [to Red Hood]: With the clarity of one recently risen from the dead, you are being a grade A tool, Jason.
So, remember that time when Dick was Batman and Damian was Robin and Jason was giving ‘em the most frustrating time ever?
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: How the heck are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour, Dick?
Nightwing: I presume with great caution.
Remember that time you trained while blindfolded with him, Timmy? Yeah. (Train-ed. Get it?)
Dick [to Bruce]: See, you throw science at things that should be emotional.
Batman: Alfred, I was totally fine before Dick came into my life.
Alfred: With all due respect, Master Bruce, you were a dumpster fire.
When your adoptive son gets insecure…
Bruce: Dick, I wasn’t prepared to raise a kid like you. There’s no manual on how to raise a child who just lost both his parents. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times, cover-to-cover, because I loved you from the moment you stepped into the Manor. I just didn’t know how to show you.
… So you just encouraged him to fight crime alongside you? (Also, be careful, Batman. Declarations of love to Nightwing earn you the biggest tackle-hugs.)
If there was a manual there would’ve been no batman because Alfred would’ve read that FUCKING BOOK FOR INSIGHT
And Alfred’s like, “Fret not, Master Bruce. I wrote one as you were growing up”, then drops a six-inch-thick journal by the Batcomputer. A second volume includes his time with Dick, Jason, and Tim, and a third (and special) one, with Damian.
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