Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
Damian: I need a middle name…
Tim:How about demon?
Jason:how about dwarf?
Dick:how about adorable?
Damian I DO NOT need a middle name…
@prison-mikes-bandana, goes to show what each of Damian’s older brothers feel about him. Hahaha.
Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
At the Wayne Manor attic…
Dick: *pulls a Nightwing suit from a dusty closet full of Robin and Nightwing suits* This is my favorite Deep V!
Jason: *rolls eyes* It’s just a deeper V!
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: I’m losing my mind, guys. I sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.
Alfred: *swiftly takes a step to the side to hide a frayed wire jutting from the kitchen wall*
Jason: *carefully pries the mug of espresso off Tim’s pale, trembling fingers*
Damian: *stealthily moves the butter knife away from Tim’s grasp*
Dick: *grabs Tim’s face and buries it on his chest in a tight hug*
Bruce: *closes the Gotham Gazette, stands up, then fireman-carries his heavily sleep-deprived son up to his room*
Picking your little brother up from a kid’s birthday party (also known as the family’s attempt to teach him how to socialize) be like…
Dick: *watches as a 5-foot-8-inch 14-year-old runs away*
Damian: I messed up, Grayson. He ran away, he got scared.
Dick: Why would he get scared?
Damian: Because I threatened him with a sword. I lightly threatened him with a sword.
Planning a surprise birthday party for the Darkest of Knights be like…
Dick [to the rest of the Batfamily]: It’ll cheer Bruce up! He’ll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly.
Cue the stoic look on Alfred’s face and the bewildered, skeptical or mischevious one on everyone else’s.
I honestly feel like Dick Grayson would wear this, without shame or even joking because he thinks he looks good and it makes him feel fancy.
Someone draw this and tag me
What do you think @incorrect-batfamily-quotes ?
In which we can hear his brothers groaning all the way from Gotham and see his adoptive father’s hair become instantly grayer, @foxtrotsambablue. (Because of the horrors they face on a daily basis, few can top the sight of Dick in this.)
did someone already did it or–
y’all need to check etsy’s robin section bc
go ahead and tell me he wouldn’t wear these to freak someone out
They are U N S T O P P A B L E now.
@chaoticquips @incorrect-batfamily-quotes @foxtrotsambablue
@foxtrotsambablue, what have you done?
Dick: I can’t believe you bugged my apartment, Little D! That’s terrible!
Damian: No, “terrible” is having to listen to you and that moron West yammer on for four hours about which sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island.
Mornings at the Manor…
Damian: *cutting down animal-shaped shrubs on the lawn with a katana*
Dick: *watches Damian through the kitchen window while eating his cereal*
Dick: *grins* His quirks just make you love him more.
Alfred: *blinks*
Alfred: *continues cooking omelettes*
Jason: *aggressively stuffs his mouth with pancakes*
Tim: *chokes on his coffee*
Bruce: *hides behind the Gotham Gazette*
Dick:
Dick: Someone please agree with me.
Mornings at the Manor…
Damian: *cutting down animal-shaped shrubs on the lawn with a katana*
Dick: *watches Damian through the kitchen window while eating his cereal*
Dick: *grins* His quirks just make you love him more.
Alfred: *blinks*
Alfred: *continues cooking omelettes*
Jason: *aggressively stuffs his mouth with pancakes*
Tim: *chokes on his coffee*
Bruce: *hides behind the Gotham Gazette*
Dick:
Dick: Someone please agree with me.
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