When you ask Batman how to contact Wonder Woman…
Bruce: I’ll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons.
Dick:
Tim:
Damian:
Jason: What the f –
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So why do you keep making Jim use the Batsignal?
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Superman: *whispering to Wonder Woman* If I had a dollar for every person I couldn’t hang out with because they didn’t like Batman, I’d be rich. Like fill-my-tractor-tank-up-all-the-way rich.
Meanwhile….
Batman: *turning off his earpiece* Hn.
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He may not have super hearing, but your best friend’s got super surveillance equipment, Clark.
Wonder Woman: *viewing footage of Red Hood at the Watchtower* The dead son showed up. Alive.
Superman: Bruce made a mistake?
Wonder Woman: I know. It’s even starting to sound strange to me.
Superman [to Wonder Woman]: Bruce would rather work with a computer than with me.
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer* But for a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.
Sike! Batman doesn’t have lunch.
At the Watchtower…
Justice League: *watching surveillance, Youtube and news footage on the mainframe computer*
Batman: *walks into the room and sees Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin and Lark (and a bunch of burning buildings and screaming citizens) on the screen*
Superman: *arms crossed*
Wonder Woman: *hands on hips, shaking her head*
Aquaman: *raises an eyebrow*
The Flash: *wide-eyed*
Green Lantern: *biting his lip to suppress a smirk*
Cyborg: Wo-ho-hoooooo.
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Whatever they did, add it to my tab.
Batman: *walks out*
At the Annual Justice League Halloween Party…
Clark: I’m a prince!
Diana: I’m a mermaid!
Bruce: I’m Batman.
Downtime at the Watchtower…
Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?
Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?
Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.
Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.
Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.
At the Justice League Awards…
Superman: … And the “Young Justice Mentor of the Year” is… *opens envelope*
Wonder Woman: Batman!
Crowd: *mixture of boos and cheers*
Batman: *goes to the podium*
Batman: Hn. This is not my fault. I tried to be a jerk.
Justice League entrance interviews…
Black Canary: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?
Superman: Well, I’m a real people person.
Batman: Hn. I don’t answer stupid questions.
Wonder Woman: I speak Greek.
Green Lantern: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
Superheroes’ work-life balance be like…
Clark [to Diana]: You know what, if the parademons don’t come tonight, this will be our first okay date.
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