Imagine: Tim and “Batprince” Damian while on vacation abroad.
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When Bruce told them to find a compromise “or else”…
Damian [to Tim]: My days of not taking you seriously are definitely coming to a middle.
Why Beast Boy (eventually) stopped indulging Robin’s invitation to play…
Garfield: Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row?! You know?
Garfield: Heads he wins, tails I lose.
Garfield: *squints* Wait a minute…
Wally: Yes, Gar…?
Garfield: *shrugs* I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
When you’re bored during patrol and decide to get creative with Rock-Paper-Scissors…
Dick [to Tim]: What is that?
Tim: That’s fire. It beats everything.
Jason: *smashes his hand on theirs*
Jason: Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon?
Damian: -Tt- *walks away*
When you’re just too darn competitive versus Dick and Damian…
Tim [to Jason]: They don’t know that we know they know we know.
Sometime during the “In the Name of the Father” story arc…
Damian: *looks out of window using binoculars* Some van just pulled up. And these suspicious characters are getting out.
Jon: That is a school bus, Damian. And those are my classmates.
Why Tim hates arguing with Damian…
Damian: I declare that everything you are saying is stupid.
After smelling Alfred the Cat’s pee in his room at the Manor for the nth time…
Jason [to Alfred the Butler]: How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?
Orienting a new Robin be like…
Jason/Damian: Well, you wanted to live like us. Now you get to die like us.
Batboys on the Comm Link, figuring out how to explain to Batman why there was one explosion too many on a mission…
Robin [to Red Hood]: Todd, stand by to take the blame.
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