When you’re a little too possessive of your father/brother figure…
Robin: I was saving you.
Nightwing: Saving me from the nice conversation with the interesting lady, saving me?
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Tim: I kind of have plans.
Damian: You have friends?
Tim: Yeah, I, uh… I have a date.
Jason: What?
Damian: You have a date?
Tim: Yes! I have a date.
Damian: With a girl?
Tim: *sarcastically* No, with a crouton. What is so strange about me having a date?
Jason: With a crouton?
And this is the story of why Timothy Jackson Drake was late for his date. (“It’s not you, I swear! It’s my brothers.”)
Comparing Bruce and Damian be like…
Dick: See, now, they’re as different as night and… later that night.
Tim: I just wanna thank you for being there for me last night… And I’m sorry I almost broke your hand.
Damian: That’s okay. I’m sorry I poisoned you.
Jason: Can you believe what a jerk Damian was being?
Tim: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Jason: Ha. Haha.
Tim: What?
Jason: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Timothy. You’re black.
When you’ve been slaving over a case for an entire week and are just so done and don’t need any more bullsh*t…
Tim: *stares at the number of missed calls from Damian on his phone*
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: The worst thing I thought I was going to be facing was working without Bruce, and then you called.
Picking your little brother up after his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Dick [to Damian]: You’ve been here a day and you already have a nemesis?
Why you never underestimate your sister’s sparring skills…
Tim [about Cass]: *spitting out a tooth and brushing debris off himself* I can’t believe we just got beat up by a girl.
Damian: *limping and cradling a broken arm* Let’s never speak of this again.
At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *watching surveillance footage of Robin “dealing” with a criminal*
Jason [to Tim]: I wouldn’t have done it, you know? What he did.
Jason: I would have just stood there and watched it.
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