Torn apart furniture. Food and some sort of ink (or is that blood?) smeared all over the walls and carpets. A scorched living room ceiling. Tim tries to explain what happened to a visiting Conner…
Tim: It would take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I’ll just simplify.
Tim: *points at Damian* “Dynamite”.
Tim: *points at Jason* “Kid with matches”.
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Tim: Hey, you can tear up the Batcave if you want – with Batman here – and explain it to him, or you can quit and slink away like the monosyllabic mouth-breathers you are.
Conner: What did he say?
Bart: He said a lot of things!
When you’re sick and tired of your best friend’s geeky commentary in the middle of a battle with supervillains…
Superboy: *pummeling an iron giant into the ground* Didn’t I say to drop it?
Red Robin: *bo-staffing his way through another batch of assassins* Yeah, that’s the beauty of being team leader, I get to call the shots.
Conner [to Bruce]: Your son, he’s my best friend, he’s like a brother to me. But he’s a disaster.
When you’re a months-old human-alien hybrid in a grown man’s body getting used to the concept of having your own place…
Conner [recorded]: Uh, this is my voicemail… Make your voice… a mail.
#incorrect titans quotes #titans (2018)
Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: *taking debris out from between his teeth with a toothpick* Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Introducing your older brother to the team be like…
Kon: Is your brother hitting on Kara?
Jason: *twenty feet away, getting a Kryptonian slap to the face*
Tim: Not successfully.
Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?
Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –
Robin: *facepalms* No.
Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –
Speedy: Dude.
Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –
Miss Martian: Wally…
Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –
Superboy: We said no.
Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –
Artemis: Shut up, West.
When he’s told that it’s his responsibility to mentor Conner…
Clark: Why can’t Bruce do it? He’s great with kids, especially when they’re not really his.
Meanwhile…
Bruce: *dialling Alfred’s number*
Bruce: Alfred? Hn.
Bruce: Fine, I owe you twenty dollars. Please prepare Dick’s old roo– All ready, huh? Of course.
#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler
Jason: Balloons, bottle of whiskey. It’s hard to know what to get a guy who took a Kryptonite bullet for you.
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Well, Conner’s an infant who’s tried alcohol and clearly didn’t enjoy it, so…
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