When your friends visit the Batcave for the first time (and are absolutely floored by it)…
Superboy: Can you see…
Robin: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Can you believe…
Robin: Yeah.
Impulse: Can we just…
Robin: No.
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Why Tim decided that it was last time he’d ever introduce a hybrid human-Kryptonian friend to his brothers…
Conner: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Jason: Oh no, no no no, no…
Damian: *suddenly points behind Conner*
Damian: SUPERBOY, LOOK! AN ALIEN!
Conner: *looks* Where?
Jason and Damian: *keel over laughing*
When your best bud is still learning how to be “human”…
Conner: That’s a third of the way to Mars!
Tim: Conner, for the last time, Thirty Seconds To Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.
When you’re trying to tell your teammates a story, but you’re also ridiculously attractive…
Conner [about Wally]: We started a rumor.
M’gann: What rumor?
Artemis: Oh, come on, Superboy! Just take off your shirt and tell us.
Tim: I want to tell you my secret now.
Conner: Okay…
Tim: I see dead people.
Conner: …
Conner: In your dreams? While you’re awake? Dead people, like, in graves, in coffins?
Tim: Walking around like regular people.
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Okay, first of all, those’re just Jason and Damian walking around the Manor. Secondly, GET SOME SLEEP, Timothy.
Missions be like…
Tim: You’re ready?
Conner: Not at all. But that’s never stopped us before.
When Conner tells Tim that he’s considering moving to space to get in touch with his Kryptonian roots…
Conner: Okay, we need to talk.
Tim: I’m sorry, Clone Boy, I can’t understand you. You’ve developed some accent from that new planet you might move to!
Conner [to Bruce]: Your son, he’s my best friend, he’s like a brother to me. But he’s a disaster.
Why Conner thinks Tim’s a hipster…
Tim: I only listen to, like, Gothamite death reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.
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Because Tim canonically listens to Depeche Mode and Enya. And his best bud canonically discovered his CDs.
Superboy and Miss Martian getting to know each other…
M’gann: I’ve been banned for my lifetime from Starlag Prison Station. Don’t ask.
Conner: I’m not convinced I know how to read; I’ve just memorized a lot of words.
M’gann: Red Tornado says I might grow another 18 inches.
Conner: I’m definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs.
M’gann: I kind of wanna get a gun.
Conner: I believe horses are from outer space.
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