Conner [about Damian]: Just ignore him. He’s like an annoying bug. Eventually he’ll just go away.
Tim: Kon, it’s been eleven years. Trust me, he’s not going anywhere.
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Conner: You have my condolences.
Tim: For what?
Conner: For having to deal with him.
Tim: Oh, you have no idea.
Damian: I’m standing right here. -Tt-
When you notice all the gussying up Nightwing, Aqualad, Superboy, and Kid Flash are doing…
Batman: It’s a meeting with the government, not a bachelor auction.
Morning coffee with your best friend be like…
Conner: Why are you laughing?
Tim: *wipes tears off his eyes* Because my dream is dead.
Hanging out at the beach be like…
Conner [to Tim]: You don’t have enough game for half of ONE of those ladies.
Walking in on the guys at Mount Justice be like…
Conner: M’gann! We were just –
Dick: – about to –
Wally: – eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
Just another Tuesday at Mount Justice…
Wally: I can’t believe Conner attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
When your best friend comes to visit you at Wayne Manor…
Tim: You okay?
Conner: Just another life-threatening conversation with your dad.
Having a telepathic girlfriend be like…
M’gann: We need to talk.
Conner: I’m dreaming, aren’t I?
M’gann: It’s not safe here.. Someplace more private.
Conner: More private? We’re inside my head.
M’gann: Exactly. Someone could be listening.
Tim: *shrugs* Sometimes brothers fight.
Conner: Why does Damian always treat you like the little brother?
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