When your a months-old human-alien hybrid in a grown man’s body getting used to the concept of having your own place…
Conner [recorded]: Uh, this is my voicemail… Make your voice… a mail.
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Nerd v Nerd: Dawn of Dorkiness…
Superboy: *checking out gadgets* How much for your entire collection?
Toyman: Um, the Speed of Light expressed in dollars.
Red Robin [to Superboy]: Just give him Faraday’s Constant.
When the Batboys realized that it wasn’t wise to leave their youngest brother with a house guest…
Damian: We left plenty of food so you won’t starve.
Conner: Thank you.
Damian: I was talking to the cat!
Damian: *watching Conner and Jon play catch in midair* I want a brother.
Jason: You can have mine *gestures to Tim*, but he’s kind of an idiot.
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Dami, three not enough for you?
When you tell your best friend some stories from your days as a solo Red Robin…
Tim: You know, I was engaged.
Conner: You were?!
Tim: Yes. I’ll try not to take offense at your extreme shock.
Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Superboy: You’re incredible! Is that your Robin training?
Red Robin: Duck Hunt, Nintendo.
Strolling around Gotham City with your best buds be like…
Bart: *shrugs* I can see the attraction of living here.
Conner: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Tim: That’s the nicest thing Kon’s ever said about this place.
Conner: I didn’t mean it.
Tim: You have dumb ideas!
Conner: Name one…
Conner: … that went on for a while.
Teaching your half-alien best friend human ways be like…
Conner: Facebook. That’s that thing that some people… do stuff with?
Tim: The term is “social networking”.
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