Tim: I’m fine. Really.
Conner: How many times have you said that today?
Tim: *sighs* A hundred.
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Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
Superboy [about Red Hood]: So, you and your brother seem pretty different.
Red Robin: On a good day, very different.
When Red Hood met Superboy…
Tim: *standing in between Jason and Conner* I won’t allow you to hurt my best friend!
Jason: Calm down! You finally found a friend. Do not screw it up.
Jason [to Dick]: Hey, look at that. You’ve got a Wally, I’ve got a Roy. Maybe we should take them to the park and let them run around together.
Oh, and Tim’s got a Conner and Damian’s got a Jon.
Superboy: So, why do you put up with Damian?
Red Robin: Because we’re brothers.
Superboy: Why?
Red Robin: Wow. You ask really hard questions.
When your best friend just wants to make sense of his life as a superhero…
Tim [to Conner]: Do you even know what my job is? I mean, I definitely know it. I just want to hear someone else say it.
When your super best friend visits you at the Manor…
Tim [to Kon]: I’d give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Well, have you seen your room, Timmy? Kind of hard to tell the clean clothes from the dirty ones…
Red Robin: *watches as Superboy lands on the rooftop and walks towards him with a comforting grin*
Red Robin: *internal monologue* The thing is, this is kind of the whole reason you have friends, so you don’t have to do the terrible parts alone.
Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
You’re a natural, Batdad.
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