Superboy: *places a protective arm in front of Tim* Careful.
Red Robin: Careful is my middle name, bro. Just kidding, it’s Jackson.
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When you really want to talk to your best friend about something but he’s about to jump off a skyscraper…
Superboy: Is this a bad time?
Red Robin: I’d say it’s about half past suuuuuuuuuuu —
Half past “suck”, Kon. He meant to say, “half past suck”.
Introducing your older brother to the team be like…
Kon: Is your brother hitting on Kara?
Jason: *twenty feet away, getting a Kryptonian slap to the face*
Tim: Not successfully.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
When it’s your turn to pick which movie to watch at the Manor with your half-Kryptonian best friend…
Conner [to Tim]: There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.
Red Robin: *examining a trail of footprints*
Superboy: What does your gut tell you?
Red Robin: My gut tells me I need an antacid.
All that coffee, Timmy. All that coffee.
Tim: I miss Kon.
Steph: Well, you still have me.
Tim: It’s not the same, Steph! I can talk to Kon about things that I can’t talk about with you.
Steph: Oh, like what?
Tim: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
Jason: Yeah, Timbo?
Tim: I’m not talking to you.
Jason: Oh. Who are you talking to?
Tim: Kon.
Jason: *looks around the room*
Jason: Uh. He’s not here, Timmy…
Tim: No. He’s not.
Super hearing and super friendship. Duh, Jay.
Tim [to the rest of the Batfamily, about Conner]: My best friend wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Damian up. He’s a very real pain in my neck.
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