“Injustice 2″…
Batman [to Superman]: One other sad thing is, Clark, you’re still the best friend I’ve ever had.
Tag: clark kent
After finding out that Red Hood’s a former Robin…
Superman: I know this comes as a shock to you –
Batman: Please, Clark. If I had a nickel for every time one of my sons died, got resurrected by an assassin overlord’s daughter, and came back as a lethal antihero, I’d haVE A NICKEL!
He’s, uh, stressed, Clark.
Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
Superman: You just can’t do it, can you?
Batman: Do what?
Superman: Just be a normal human being and say, “Hey, Clark, I wanted to help.”
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It’s almost as difficult to him as asking for help.
Superman: You just can’t do it, can you?
Batman: Do what?
Superman: Just be a normal human being and say, “Hey, Clark, I wanted to help.”
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It’s almost as difficult to him as asking for help.
At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
When you’re bored out of your mind at Kent Farm because your fathers are busy hanging out and won’t let you go on patrol without adult supervision…
Bruce and Clark: *chatting and drinking coffee*
Jon: *lies down on the grass* What are you doing?
Damian: *yawns* I’m just trying to throw batarangs at my father’s head, but the wind keeps taking it.
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
“Do You Bleed?” AU
When your best friend asks you if you’d want to get away from crimefighting in the city for a while and just hang out at his farm…
Superman: So… ?
Batman: *stares off into the distance*
Superman: Um, Bruce… ?
Batman: *breathes in the air like he’s smelling fresh flowers*
Batman: Spending the day far away sounds like a dream, Clark. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. Silence. The absence of noise. One single moment undisturbed by my children trying to kill each other.
Visiting Kent Farm be like…
Bruce: *watches as Lois serves Clark coffee and massages his shoulders without him having to ask her*
Bruce: *mutters to himself* That was so cool.
Selina: “Cool”?
Bruce: *clears his throat* By “cool” I mean wrong and stupid.
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