How’s Batman so awesome at being dramatic? Practice makes perfect…
Batman: You’ve been avoiding me, Clark.
Superman: *standing behind him* How do you do that without turning around?
Batman: To be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.
When Superman asks him why he’s being so difficult…
Batman: Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.
On his first day in Metropolis City, with a beloved companion…
Clark: Krypto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
At the 90’s “Justice League Awards”…
Flash: To Superman’s mullet, “Flyest Hairstyle”!
* Mixture of applause and groans *
Flash: And Nightwing’s ponytail gets the badge for “Second Flyest Hairstyle"!
Nightwing: Oh. I wasn’t competing for that.
Flash: I’ll say!
Bruce playing up his “playboy billionaire” image with Clark’s help…
* Bruce is spotted entering a limousine in Metropolis City *
Clark [as a reporter]: Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wayne, why are you wearing a tuxedo? Headed somewhere?
Bruce: It’s after six. What am I? A farmer? *winks*
Clark:
Getting caught in an argument between Bruce and Clark at the Watchtower…
Hal: So, who’d you side with?
Barry: Neither. I just pretended we were telepathically paged by J’onn. And then when they said they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and zoomed away.
Hal: Smooth.
Texting about an upcoming Justice League meeting…
Bruce: No sig oths.
Clark: Just say “significant others”.
Bruce: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.
Diana [to Clark]: I wish I knew what was going on in Bruce’s head. He’s like a… grumpy mystery.
At the annual Justice League Halloween party…
Superman: Bruce, are you staying for the party?
Batman: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I bird? No. I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
Batman: Happy Halloween. *smoke bomb*
It was a simple question, Bruce.
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