When “Good Cop” and “Bad Cop” team up…
Criminal [about Batman]: Get him off me!
Superman: I would, but he’s scaring me.
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Trying to get two of your colleagues to reconcile be like…
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: I brought him. *gestures to a sulking Hal* You two need to talk. And we all know that’s not something you’re interested in.
Batman: Got that right.
Superman: So, I suggested that –
Batman: Ambush me at a crime scene so I can’t get away?
The Flash: *covers eyes* Wow. Wowsers.
Wonder Woman: This is not what it looks like.
Superman: Right. We were just…
Batman: No. I do not need the details.
Green Lantern: *shrugs* I wouldn’t mind a few details.
Batman: “Bad cop”?
Superman: You’ve been playing “good cop” all this time?
While watching Batman “do his thing” to a supervillain…
Green Lantern (Jessica): So, why is Batman conducting the interrogation?
Superman: We prefer the term “interview”. Less of a negative connotation.
Green Lantern: Got it.
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” be like…
Superman: Bruce, I am not arguing with you.
Batman: You are arguing now.
Superman: No, I’m not!
Batman: Yes, you are.
Superman: This is not an argument.
Batman: Yes, it is.
Superman: No, it’s not!
Batman: It is.
When another Multiverse Crisis hits…
Superman: I always imagined you’d have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.
Batman: …
Batman: *grins*
At last, the true origin story…
Superman: How do you do all that?
Batman: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
Superman: You’re getting stung on purpose?
Batman: Obviously.
Clark, when does Bruce do anything without a plan?
Superman: I kind of feel like hugging you now.
Batman: As my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.
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