When asked what Batman’s superpower was…
Superman: Impossible is what Batman specializes in.
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Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*
Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?
Batman: You know why.
Superman: Tell me.
Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.
Batman [to Superman]: I should tell you, I’m always right. It’s annoying, but it’s true.
Discussing parenting styles…
Bruce [to Clark]: I don’t want to be the “cool” dad. The “cool” dad has the teenager that ends up pregnant, or in jail, or both.
Why they make good investigative partners…
Batman: Hn. It’s a theory.
Superman: It’s my gut.
Batman: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?
Superman: *grinning* I’m not gonna catch you if you fall.
Batman: *scowling* I’d rather you don’t catch me if I fall.
Oh, you two.
Clark [to Bruce]: You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody”.
Midlife crisis with your best friend…
Clark [to Bruce]: I know you think you discovered the new you, but you’re controlling even when you’re trying to not be controlling.
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
When asked about what it was like meeting his son Damian for the first time…
Bruce [to Clark]: He has a natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
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