After taking one of those internet friendship quizzes…
Clark: *reads results* “judging and disapproving”
Clark: *turns to Bruce* You are so my “work wife”.
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Superman: Red Hood. Thank you for your help. You are a valuable asset to Batman’s team.
Red Hood: Well, it would be great if you would call him and remind him of that from time to time.
After becoming a staple in Justice League missions…
Superman: You’ve got quite a record, Jason.
Wonder Woman: Bruce must be proud.
Red Hood: Yeah. He hangs all my mug shots on the fridge.
Why Superman respects Batman a lot…
Clark [to Bruce]: You always do the right thing.
Clark: Sort of.
Superman: *sulking*
Batman: Clark, I was just being a good friend by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Diana: In a good friendship, you never say, “I told you so".
Clark: Which is good for me because Bruce’s always right.
Batman: *lying on a gurney in the Batcave*
Superman: Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, Alfred?
Alfred: Hmm. Better let him rest up a while first.
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
Clark: What was that look?
Bruce: What look?
Clark: The look you just gave me.
Bruce: I gave a look?
Clark: Yes.
Bruce: What kind of look?
Clark: I know that look.
Bruce: Then what was it?
Clark: Why should I tell you?
Bruce: You’re the big “look” expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Clark: Trust me, I know the look.
Break room at the Watchtower…
Hal: Clark probably has a very good sense of humor.
Barry: I’ve never heard him say anything really funny.
Hal: But it’s common sense. He’s got super strength, super speed. I’m sure he’s got super humor.
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