Clark: You know what, I’ll be gone by the time you get home from your board meeting later. *gets out and slams the Batcave door*
Bruce: *mouthing* Thank you.
Clark: I heard that!
Damn his super hearing.
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Batman: I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot –
Superman: Occasionally?
At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
Arguing with your broody best friend be like…
Clark: Bruce, Lois is hormonal because she’s pregnant. What’s your excuse?
Justice League meetings be like…
Green Lantern: Where’s Bats?
Superman: He couldn’t make it.
Green Lantern: Good.
In Nathan Fillion’s voice, too.
Bruce and Clark’s friendship, a summary…
Bruce: You want me to outlive you? That’s… very thoughtful.
“Batman v Superman”, a summary…
Batman: I thought you were the bad guy.
Superman: If I were the bad guy, you would be dead by now.
Batman: So, we can narrow our suspects down to rich men with good taste.
Superman: Are you saying you’re a suspect?
Superman: Until tomorrow, Bruce!
Batman: Can’t you just say “‘Night”?
Superman: I’m a journalist. “’Night” is boring. “Until tomorrow” is more hopeful.
Batman: Well, I am the Night. ‘Night. *grapple-hooks away*
Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
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