“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
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Imagine:
Phoebe = Superman.
Joey, Chandler, Ross = Aquaman, Green Lantern, The Flash.
And, of course, “Monica” = Batman.
Superman. Always the noble one.
BATMAN #36
“SUPERFRIENDS” part one! Batman and Superman. For so many years they’ve
fought together for justice. Sometimes, they’ve even fought each other.
Now, from the creators who broke your heart in “The Ballad of Kite Man”
comes a look at how the flaws of each frightens the other and how the
hope in each inspires the other. Don’t miss this two-part event that
everyone will be talking about as the relationship between these two men
is forever changed.
On Sale Date: December 6, 2017
BATMAN #37
“SUPERFRIENDS” part two! The stunning conclusion to the two-part story.
Torn apart by betrayal, Batman and Superman try to find a way back to
friendship, to trust. Both understand that the future of the DCU depends
on this relationship; both understand that without the help of the
other, their lives will fall apart. And yet, one is still the spoiled
rich boy, and the other is still the naive farm boy. Men from two worlds
confront each other and try to see the hope behind the madness.
On Sale Date: December 20, 2017
So, I was checking out the official DC Comics website (to, you know, estimate how much money I’d have to save up for upcoming Rebirth stuff) and found that THE SUPER BROMANCE LIVES ON.
And I just really wanted to share it with ya’ll. Hahaha.
Batman: I don’t remember asking for –
Superman: Bruce, please shut up and let me save your life.
Superheroes’ work-life balance be like…
Clark [to Diana]: You know what, if the parademons don’t come tonight, this will be our first okay date.
Batman: *walks into the Watchtower’s Hall of Justice*
Batman: *narrows his eyes* Hn.
Batman: *swiftly turns on the light*
Everyone: SURPRISE, BRUCE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *confetti explosions, colorful bat-shaped balloons, tooting horns*
Batman: *wide-eyed, open-mouthed and motionless*
Wonder Woman: *checks him for a pulse*
Superman: *whispers in his ear* I know it’s your specialty, but let’s try not to overthink this one, okay?
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Aww, you guys! Don’t scare him like that.
Clark: It’s hard not to feel continually judged by you.
Bruce: Not judged, observed. And you shouldn’t feel insulted. I can’t help it.
Taking a trip down memory lane be like…
Barry: Hal didn’t trust Bruce.
Clark: And Bruce didn’t trust Hal.
J’onn: That’s why they had lunch together every single week…?
Diana: To express their mutual distrust.
Barry and Clark: Exactly.
Arthur: *shrugs* Meh.
Clark: Why don’t you sit down and relax?
Bruce: Have you met me?
Superman: *reading a case file* Did you run this by Commissioner Gordon?
Batman: Hn. I tried, but Jim was as interested in my theory as I was in “Eat Pray Love”.
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