Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
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After finding out the Dark Knight’s true identity…
Superman: You always walk around angry, Batman. I should have known you had a secret.
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
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Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Superman: You know you’re in trouble when Batman thinks you’re in trouble.
Justice League entrance interviews…
Black Canary: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?
Superman: Well, I’m a real people person.
Batman: Hn. I don’t answer stupid questions.
Wonder Woman: I speak Greek.
Green Lantern: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
Dining out with your best friend be like…
Bruce [to waiter]: I will have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.
Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.
Batman: You don’t need a mom or dad because you have my number and you can call me anytime –
Superman: *drags Batman away from the black-haired, blue-eyed boy and apologetically takes back the calling card he’d handed to the 8-year-old*
When asked about his Robin training regime…
Batman: I leave him all the tools he needs. It’s “do or die”. If he chooses correctly, he’ll conquer the hornets.
Superman: And if he doesn’t?
Batman: He’ll die.
Superman: I… beg your pardon?
Batman: When did the phrase “do or die” become so corrupted, Clark?
If you ever wondered why Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were so impossibly skilled. (May have been a cakewalk for Damian, though.)
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
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