When Batman’s friends can’t help but remember how young his crimefighting children are…
Superman: How old are you again?
Red Hood: He’s 17 *points to Red Robin* and I’m 19/immortal.
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Introducing himself to other superheroes be like…
Batman: Hi. My name is Batman. I am Superman’s work-proximity associate.
In which Clark gives him a side-glare. “What he meant to say was best friend and closest confidante.”
Recounting his recent encounter with Superman…
Red Hood: So, I pulled a gun on him.
Batman: *glares*
The rest of the Batfamily: *jaw drop*
Red Hood: What? You guys know I do that from time to time.
Recounting his recent encounter with Superman…
Red Hood: So, I pulled a gun on him.
Batman: *glares*
The rest of the Batfamily: *jaw drop*
Red Hood: What? You guys know I do that from time to time.
Batman: I could be wrong.
Superman: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Batman: No.
Downtime at the Watchtower…
Superman: What’ll you do when you retire from being a superhero?
Batman: Besides just being a burden to my children?
Green Lantern: *smirks* I thought that was a hobby.
Wonder Woman: *giggles* Not that you’re not good at it.
Batman: Hn. Thank you very much. One thing I know for sure: On Sundays, I’ll be right here. And I hope all of you will be, too.
Superman: When you lost Jason, you checked out from the League…
Batman: I was stuck in quicksand.
Superman: I remember…
Batman: You know what got me out?
Superman: Work? Purpose?
Batman: My family, Clark. My family became my purpose.
At the Annual Justice League Prom Night…
Bruce: I want to be security.
Clark: Let’s do it together! We can be partners.
Hal: Now, that’s a buddy cop movie I would watch. Which one of you would be the by-the-books cop and which of you would be the bad ass?
Bruce: Don’t be silly, Jordan. I’d be the bad ass.
Superman: You don’t have a patent on being a control freak, Bruce!
Batman: I sort of do.
He sort of does.
Fighting with your best friend be like…
Superman [to Wonder Woman]: This awkward silence has been going on for days! Granted, Bruce looks amazing when he broods, but this has got to stop!
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