Wonder Woman: *viewing footage of Red Hood at the Watchtower* The dead son showed up. Alive.
Superman: Bruce made a mistake?
Wonder Woman: I know. It’s even starting to sound strange to me.
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You know that end scene in “Justice League” (2017)?
Bruce: Can I start buying you things now?
Clark: No, you can’t. But, hey, I’ll tell you what. You can buy Lois stuff.
Bruce: I know you’d like a new tractor.
Clark: Lois would love a new tractor.
Uh huh, Clark.
Also, Bruce buying him things? Canon. And by “things”, I mean real estate property and stuff. And by “canon”, I mean canon, folks.
Batman: I always enjoy learning something.
Superman: Well, how about learning how to have fun, Bruce?
Meanwhile, Bruce’s Brain: “Cannot compute! Cannot compute!”
Superman [to Wonder Woman]: Bruce would rather work with a computer than with me.
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer* But for a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.
Sike! Batman doesn’t have lunch.
Superman: It’s our job to make the world a better place for our children. Don’t you think that’s possible?
Batman: I envy your optimism.
Kidding. I mean, isn’t it partly why Bruce does what he does? He just does things very differently from Clark.
When your best friend has been noticeably more aggressive with criminals during patrol…
Superman: Bruce, I know you’re angry –
Batman: My son is dead. Angry doesn’t begin to cover it.
Superman [to Batman]: Bruce, you are the bravest, most selfless man I have ever met. And as much as I hate seeing you here in pain and suffering, I also know this is who you genuinely are.
Batman: *badly bruised, pinned to the ground, and trying to push Solomon Grundy off himself*
Batman: Superman.
Superman: *floating in air*
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: *grabs the zombie by the collar, lifts him up until he’s five feet off the ground and glares at him with glowing red eyes*
Superman: Isn’t it obvious? I’m your posse.
True love.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
In which Bruce forgot that his Comm Link was still on, earning him a collective groan from said kids.
I’d expect this from Bruce out of the suit not in the suit
He’s that petty at this point. Superman might’ve made an innocent comment during patrol and it rubs Bats the wrong way.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
In which Bruce forgot that his Comm Link was still on, earning him a collective groan from said kids.
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