“Injustice 2″…

Batman [to Superman]: One other sad thing is, Clark, you’re still the best friend I’ve ever had.

Superman: Hey, fathers are allowed to keep some secrets.

Batman: Hn. Like which Robin’s their favorite.

Superman: Bruce, admit it. You just can’t say no to anyone. That’s why you have eight kids.

… And counting.

Superman: So all your sons are… ?

Batman: Undead.

Superman: Bruce, I hope this isn’t too personal but… is that a human heartbeat I’m hearing or are you just happy to see me?

Lois: *lying in bed, drawing circles on Clark’s bare chest using her finger*

Phone: *vibrates*

Clark: Ah, it’s Bruce.

Lois: Don’t get it.

Clark: It could be work.

Lois: That’s why I said don’t get it.

Superman: *looking on as Batman packs a Bat-duffel bag for an off-planet Justice League mission*

Superman: Bruce… Don’t you think the adoption papers are a little bit unnecessary?

Batman: Hn. I would agree with you a hundred percent on Opposite Day.

He’s must always be ready for anything, Clark.

Reblog if you love the DCEU almost as much as Bruce Wayne loves Clark Kent in Justice League (2017)

Because let’s face it, no one will ever love anything as much as Bruce Wayne loves Clark Kent in Justice League (2017).

Except comic book Bruce Wayne.

Superman: Bruce, you are the only person in the Watchtower allowed to be raggedly honest because I know I can’t stop you.

Reporter: Are you ready to represent the human race?

Superman: Always.