Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
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Batman: So, we can narrow our suspects down to rich men with good taste.
Superman: Are you saying you’re a suspect?
“Batman v Superman”, a summary…
Batman: I thought you were the bad guy.
Superman: If I were the bad guy, you would be dead by now.
Sometimes your best friend just needs to hear it from you…
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*
Superman: *whooshes into the Batcave* Oh, Bruce, I feel so foolish.
Batman: *reading casefiles* No.
Superman: Yes. I’m foolish and I’m funny and I’m needy. Am I needy?
Batman: *shuts down the Batcomputer* No.
Superman: Are you sure I’m not needy? ‘Cause I feel needy sometimes.
Batman: No. *walks out of the Batcave*
That one time – one time – Bruce tried this thing call “chilling out”…
Superman: This just… isn’t you.
Batman: It’s me now. It’s the me that can recline.
Batman: *leans back and falls off the Batcomputer chair*
Superman: *trying to keep a straight face* Did that hurt?
Batman: Hrrn.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Only his ego, Clark. Only his ego.
When your super best friend could give Saran wrap a lesson…
Batman: *ignores vibrations coming from his pocket*
Wonder Woman: How many times a day does Clark text you?
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: Just… 40.
When your son’s pretty chummy with “Fun Uncle Supes”…
Bruce [to Dick]: Clark is inviting you to lunch at the Fortress.
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: The good thing is, I get to come, too.
Batman: I just have to calm down and figure this out.
Superman: …
Superman: On your own? While you’re bleeding to death?
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
He’s a big boy, Clark.
Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*
Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?
Batman: You know why.
Superman: Tell me.
Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.
Superman: Bruce, I hope this isn’t too personal but… is that a human heartbeat I’m hearing or are you just happy to see me?
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