Tag: clark kent

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Breaking into pairs for a Justice League mission be like…

Green Lantern [about Batman]: I’m very flattered. I was his second choice after “Pass”.

@im-batmeme Superman and Wonder Woman chose each other, huh?

They were respectfully leaving Bruce alone. Until J’onn insisted that no one was exempted from pairing up.

Theories are welcome. 😎 Anyone? @batzmaru65

Batman:

Martian Manhunter:

Batman: *narrows his eyes*

Martian Manhunter: *raises his imaginary eyebrows*

Batman: *glares*

Martian Manhunter: *shakes his head*

Batman: *keeps glaring*

Martian Manhunter: *rubs his temples in frustration*

Superman: So, uh, what have you guys been talking abou–

Martian Manhunter: *throws his arms up in frustration* Fine, Bruce! If it’s the only way you’ll go on this mission!

Batman:

Batman: *smirks*

Batman [to his Comm Link]: Nightwing, go get Alfred.

Bonus:

Alfred: *stuffing secret pockets in his waistcoat with weapons* Master Bruce, you ridiculous man.

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He can’t spit fire, but he can probably out-rhyme Etrigan. Plus, he’s put Superman in his place at least once. And if Bruce’s ego listens to anyone, it’s him. All the Robins know this. So J’onn just has to concede.

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Really awesome suggestions!

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When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…

Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.

Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.

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Sometimes your best friend just needs to hear it from you…

Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*

Superman: *whooshes into the Batcave* Oh, Bruce, I feel so foolish.

Batman: *reading casefiles* No.

Superman: Yes. I’m foolish and I’m funny and I’m needy. Am I needy?

Batman: *shuts down the Batcomputer* No.

Superman: Are you sure I’m not needy? ‘Cause I feel needy sometimes.

Batman: No. *walks out of the Batcave*