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You’re coming with me!

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via @sydneyobe

IMAGINE: Superman dragging Batman, who refuses to get up from the Batcomputer chair.

“Hrrrn. Quit it, Clark.”

“It’s just coffee, Bruce!”

And you see Bruce glancing at Alfred every now and then, as if silently pleading for him to do something.

“No, Master Bruce.”

prison-mikes-bandana:

So basically how adults settle things…

IMAGINE: Egomaniacal genius and billionaire industrialist Lex Luthor [Wayne Brady] of Metropolis City and notorious playboy (and also a billionare industrialist) Bruce Wayne [Colin Mochrie] of Gotham City at a very important meeting.

BONUS: Mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent of the Daily Planet eventually getting in between them (“With all due respect, Mr. Luthor, you’d better cut that out. ”).

From: “Super Cafe: Batman v Superman – It’s On!” on “How It Should Have Ended” (Season 7, Episode 8)

There are few things I love more in DC canon than Bruce and Clark’s super-best-friendship. And this is a pretty good summary.

(Scratch that. There’s only one thing I love more: the Batfamily.)