Dick: Duke, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Duke.
Barbara: Hey, Duke, the Signal.
Tim: Hey, Duke.
Cassandra: *grins*
Damian: *nods in approval*
Steph: Hey, Duke!
Jason: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. Duke, was it?
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Dick: *knocking on Tim’s bedroom door* Come on!
Damian: Drake! Open up. We would like to speak to you.
Tim: *muffled* I don’t feel like talking!
Dick: Oh, come on, Timmy, we care about you!
Cass: We’re worried about you.
Jason: And some of us really have to pee!
Batman: *studying a case on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: *parkour-ing from giant memento to giant memento in the Batcave*
Red Hood: *aiming at the bats with his guns (”What? For target practice!”)*
Red Robin: *rambles on about his Multiverse theories to Bruce while dragging around an IV stand with a pouch of pure liquid caffeine*
Batgirl: *taking a selfie while Spoiler braids her hair*
Robin: *approaching Alfred with Batcow in tow (”I need more pet food, Pennyworth.”)*
Lark: *Snapchatting everyone while ducking to avoid Dick (”Typical Tuesdays”)*
Batman: *finds it hard to focus, stops typing*
Batman: *looks at the chaos that is his children*
Alfred: *serves Bruce some tea*
Batman: Alfred, this is like a waking nightmare of happiness.
Alfred: *grins and walks away*
Orphan: *hugs Bruce’s neck from behind*
Batman: *grins as his daughter skips away to join the fray*
When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…
Nightwing:
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred: *clears his throat*
Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –
Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*
Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*
Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*
Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.
I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?
Black bat: *waiting for them with a shit eating grin when they get there, surrounded by knocked out and tied up bad guys, while Spoiler bandages up bruce*
And before the men have any time to react to seeing Bruce and the women, Batgirl’s right behind them dragging the mastermind across the floor. “What took you guys so long?”
Sparring sessions at Wayne Manor…
Jason: *coming out of the training room and cradling a broken arm* I can’t believe we just got beat up by a girl.
Tim: *following soon after and massaging his sore jaw* Let’s never speak of this again.
Cass: *grinning from ear to ear*
Steph: We are just people. *gestures to Babs, Cass, and herself* We talk about the same things you guys talk about.
Dick, Jason, Tim: *blink*
Tim: You talk about if werewolves can swim?
Okay, maybe not specifically what you talk about, but…
Bruce: Are you kidding?! Cassandra turned out perfect! I won’t sit here and listen to you badmouthing your sister.
Tim and Damian: We’re talking about Jason.
Bruce: Oh. That guy.
Batman [about Orphan and David Cain]: But now she has no father…
Nightwing: Not exactly. She’s got you. We all do. We’ve got the man who always has our back.
Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.
When you arrive at the scene too late and see the aftermath of Batgirl, Orphan, and Spoiler taking down a group of rogues…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I’ve always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today… I’ve seen things, Bruce.
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