Jason: Let me tell you about a little innovation called “Netflix”. You’ll never miss another movie again.
Tim: Really?
Jason: I swear. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there’s a disc in your mailbox. You gotta stay up with technology, Timbo!
Tim: Gee. Thanks.
Jason: *cockily walks away*
Tim [to Dick]: Can you believe he doesn’t know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch, kill me.
That’s what being in a coffin for a long time can do to you, Timmy.
“Show and Tell” at Gotham Academy…
Damian: For my item, I chose a picture of my ex-brother, Drake, with a moustache drawn on his face and stink lines coming off him because he stinks!
Mixed signals…
Damian: Look, I love you like a brother, Kent. But, right now, I hate you like my actual brother, Drake, whom I hate.
Red Robin: You could go to jail. Jail, Jay. Jay, jail. Jail, Jay, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Red Hood: Are you broken?
Just hopped up on pure liquid caffeine.
And also yes.
Conner: Are you busy? And writing “Star Trek” fan fiction doesn’t count.
Tim: Ha ha.
Tim: And I finished that last week.
Tim: Aaaarrrggh, you are such a sore loser, Damian!
Damian: I am not a sore loser, Drake. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.
Traditions be like…
Jason: … And every year, Roy and I would dress up as trolls and egg Tim’s safe house.
Tim: That was you?!
Damian: Please, Drake, this is a private conversation.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
When you’ve been hopped up on caffeine for way too long…
The Batfamily: *watching Cassandra’s ballet recital at the Gotham City Opera House*
Tim: This is amazing! And possibly in real time!
In which Jason and Damian get permission from Dick to tranquilize their brother.
At a Justice League mission briefing…
Batman: Any questions?
Red Hood: *yelling from the back* Why’re you such a poopy head?
Red Robin [whispering to Superboy]: That’s why he gets timeouts.
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