Imagine: Just… Dick and Tim. That’s all.
Tag: caffeinated crusader
Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
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- big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
- family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
- grumpy old kid – because Damian
- hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
- mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams
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- nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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Update: caffeinated crusader – because Get some sleep, Timothy
Red Hood: *struggling to disarm motion-triggered, exploding handcuffs with a lock-pick*
Red Robin: *swiftly removes his handcuffs once the henchman leaves the room and starts working on Jason’s*
Red Hood: What th-
Red Robin: Remember when you called me a “nerd” before? Get ready to apologize.
When you’re in the middle of a mission and your little brother tells you to shut up (or else)…
Red Robin: Robin, I don’t think muttering calculations makes me less efficient.
Now that Red Robin’s back…
Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.
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See? He cares.
Dick: *hurriedly putting on his Nightwing suit* Damian, Tim could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
Damian: You’re right. *grabs the remote* Let’s watch TV.
Tim: I worry about his maturity level.
Dick: Don’t. Damian is very responsible –
Tim: I was talking about Jason.
When your little brother leaves his “experiments” lying around the kitchen…
Tim: *punching his own chest and spitting fluids back into his mug* I could have ingested a toxin, you brat!
Damian: Why don’t you ingest a cup of coffee and calm down?
When you forget to power down your suit and surprise chest-bump your brother…
Red Hood: *kneeling over Tim, slapping his face* Timbo, come on! Come on, say something –
Red Robin: *groans and tries to stand up* Don’t ever electrocute me again.
Red Hood: *yelling to the others* He’s fine!
You might want to check the settings on that chest plate of yours, Jay.
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