Red Robin: *snoring loudly with half of his body sticking out of the Redbird and saliva running down his jaw*
Nightwing: How many sleeping pills did you give Tim?
Red Hood: I don’t know. Seven? Twelve?
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Tim: Have I told you how incredibly attractive you are, Ms. Fox?
Tam: No…
Jason: *walking into the room* You told me she was cute.
Tim: No, I didn’t!
Jason: I remember, ‘cause you said not to say anything in front of Tam.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
Because trying to get your two brothers to work with each other can be a lot harder than pulling teeth…
Red Robin: We’re going to kill each other, Dick!
Robin: *snarls*
Nightwing: *sighs* Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
When concern over your sleep-deprived brother leads you to search his room and find a shady, little bag of…
Damian: *grabbing Tim by the lapel and shaking him furiously* Are you on dope, Drake? Are you?
Dick: Because we can help get you clean! There’s counseling, hospitalization –
Jason: And my foot kicking your ass!
For your information, it’s a special coffee formula that can keep him awake for an entire week, but he appreciates you kicking down his door and ransacking his room at three in the morning.
Jason: *faces the camera after watching Tim tackle Damian to the ground as the latter yells insults at the former*
Jason: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. *lights a cigarette and takes a drag* But I can’t. Because they’re both idiots.
Nightwing: *on the Comm Link* Tim’s going to be okay, Bruce. He’s only stunned.
Nightwing: *mutes Comm Link* You didn’t kill him, right?
Robin: Of course not.
Nightwing: *unmutes Comm Link* He’s only stunned.
When your adoptive father has guests over at the Manor…
Hellblazer: Judging from that banging sound, there’s a ghost in your closet.
Red Robin: That’s good news. I’ll never be lonely again.
Tim: So… Where did Damian come from?
Dick: Oh… Somewhere in Nanda Parbat, I think.
Tim: No, I meant tonight. In the Batcave. Suddenly. Into our lives.
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