Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…
Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?
Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.
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Jason: You’re going to be okay.
Tim: Am I?
Jason: *shrugs* Yeah, ‘cause you’re, like, ten times more resilient than me, and I’m okay.
Tim: *mumbling while walking out of the kitchen*
Dick:
Dick: Did Timmy say something weird again?
Jason: *without looking up from the newspaper he’s reading* When does he not?
While zip-lining through Nanda Parbat to escape the League of Assassins…
Tam: You know, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Red Robin: And some of it was good?
Tam: Mostly.
Red Robin: What’s that mean?
Tam: My father called you “a catch”.
Red Robin: I love your father.
Tim: *tightening his tie and straightening out his double-breasted suit in front of a mirror*
Tim: I’m going to the movies with Tam. I don’t want her to think I think it’s a date.
Jason: Do you think it’s a date?
Tim: *clipping his cuff links and shining his black Oxford shoes* No, but she might think I think it’s a date, even though I don’t.
Jason: Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date, even though she doesn’t.
Tim: *grooming his hair* Are we overthinking this?
Jason: *handing him a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates* Not at all.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: When Tim’s feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Dick: Does that help?
Jason: For a while. Then he comes back.
The way to a (geeky, crimefighting, mission-obssessed) man’s heart be like…
Tam: Tim, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the detective in you.
Tam: Given the five-week end date, isn’t it the perfect opportunity to consider this an investigation and collect evidence on our compatibility?
Tim:
Tim: Don’t try to lure me in with sexy talk, woman.
Visiting your brother at Blackgate Penitentiary to give him a top secret escape code be like…
Tim: *stares at a bearded Jason through the glass partition*
Jason: *stares back*
Tim: *smirks*
Jason: *grins and takes the phone off the hook*
Tim: *follows suit*
Jason: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
Oh, he’ll last alright, but for completely different reasons.
Conner: *watching as Dick, Jason and Damian argue with each other about which wedding gift to give Bruce and Selina*
Conner: So, you and your brothers seem pretty different.
Tim: *walking away from the chaos* On a good day, very different.
Hellblazer: *looking intensely at a blue, swirling flame that’s floating at the center of the table*
Hellblazer: I see someone close to you, mates… Someone who looks like you… Someone with the letter “J”…
Nightwing: Our brother, Jason Todd?
Zatanna: He’s getting himself into trouble!
Red Robin: Sorry, guys, but you don’t need a gift to sense that one.
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