Tag: caffeinated crusader

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What Batman’s day is really like…

Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*

Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?

Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.

Dick: No, no, you’re not looking –

Bruce: Dick, I just got word that there’s a threat heading towards Earth from Apokolips, so I’m not in the mood for –

Dick: A second! A second is all I’m asking.

Dick: *eagerly pointing at Tim with both hands*

Tim: *asleep, slobbering on the slobber-proof Batcomputer keyboard*

Bruce:

Bruce: *grinning* Hn.

Tim: *mimicking SpongeBob’s voice* Thaaat’s right, ‘cause in this family you gotsa do your chores!

Jason: *scrubbing spray paint off the Batmobile while watching Alfred from the corner of his eye* Stop saying stupid stuff and come help!

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Imagine: Tim and Damian forced to cooperate with each other in front of Dick and Barbara.

So, I was watching “The Boss Baby”, and I thought it was FREAKIN’ ADORABLE, especially since the two main characters reminded me a lot of Timmy and Dami.

First of all, the older child’s name IS Tim (Hello!). He’s an intelligent, imaginative, gentle, and kind-hearted kid who suddenly felt stripped of love and attention (as if he’d lost his parents) when a new baby came along. This is reminiscent of what happened when Dick chose Damian over him to become Robin in the comics. Tim took it very hardly and it fueled his existing dislike for Damian even more. 

Secondly, the “Boss Baby” is a business man stuck in a baby’s body. He’s wise beyond his time, but self-entitled, arrogant, and unfamiliar with how to be a child since he was “manufactured” and sent straight to work for upper management in a corporation off the bat. Damian himself was “born” in a laboratory, then raised by a domineering mother and a power-hungry grandfather for the purpose of running a vast criminal enterprise.

And, thirdly, though they initially hated each other, they were forced to cooperate with each other in order to save their family, and in the process, started to genuinely care and love one another.

I mean, if this doesn’t scream Batfamily… ?

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Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *following Tim around the kitchen* Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!

Tim: *slapping his hand away* Stop smelling my hair, dude!

Jason: Do you know how much that stuff costs?

Tim: I didn’t use your conditioner, Jay!

Jason: Then why does your hair look so baby soft?!

Alfred: *sighs*

Alfred: *adds “conditioner” to grocery list*

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Jason: *shoves Tim out of his room and shuts the door behind them* You invaded my privacy. I have a right to be upset, okay?

Tim: It’s not snooping if something is out in the open. That’s the rule.

Jason: There’s no rule.

Tim: Are you serious? “If it’s not hidden, it’s not forbidden.” You’ve never heard of that?

Jason: No, I’ve never heard of it because you just made it up.

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So he saw the little Bizarro plushie on your bed (or was it the pair of Batman boxers under it?). So what? It’s adorable, Jay!

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Preparing for Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *adjusting Goliath’s leash* What, Todd, for the first time ever, doesn’t want to do this?

Nightwing: *stuffing cereal packets into strategic places in his suit* No, no, he does. It’s just that he’s been so mopey.

Red Robin: *checking the coordinates of a supervillain’s lair on the Batcomputer* Well, that could have something to do with the fact that today’s his death anniversary.

Nightwing: I don’t know what it is.

Red Robin: I think that’s what it is.

Robin: -Tt- Who knows with him?

Red Robin: *looks into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*

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Warehouse: *explodes*

Red Robin: *watches as debris slowly fall into the Gotham Harbor*

Red Hood: *looks at Tim questioningly*

Red Robin: Bruce’s not going to say anything because we’re not going to tell him.

Red Hood: We’re not?

Red Robin: No, we’re not.

Red Hood: Alright. I like that.

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Because Tim would totally propose this and Jason would totally agree.

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Paintball war at the Manor…

Dick: *whispering* Why did the Resurrected Robins stop firing?

Tim: *listening to every sound* I don’t know… They’re probably out of ammo.

Jason: *yelling from a makeshift fort in Damian’s room* Hey, Fake-Dead Robins, we are giving you a chance to surrender!

Dick: *aims his paintball marker at the draped Batman bedsheet* Yeah, they’re definitely out of ammo.