Who said it better?
Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake: Pain tethers me to the world.
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Batman and Superman undercover (as their civilian selves) on official Justice League business…
Bruce: Nice room.
Clark: I took the liberty of booking the whole floor. Your card.
Bruce: Guess I can use the miles.
When you know your adoptive father well…
Bruce: It’s an innocent question.
Dick: No question is ever innocent from you.
Having lunch with your best friend be like…
Bruce [to the waitress]: I will have a glass of your oak-iest chardonnay, please.
Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: *smells a handprint on the wall*
Batman: *narrows eyes* Hn.
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: *whispering* Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *get out of the Batmobile after Batman*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: What lab did these clones escape from?
Batman: If you’re ever in the area, you’ll always have a place to stay…
Green Lantern:
Batman: In my son’s barn.
Green Lantern: There it is.
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That’s sssuming Damian’ll allow it, Hal. And, Bruce, that’s not how you “accommodate” colleagues.
Red Hood [to Batman]: You’re stopping a felony and I’m committing one. Remember when we used to have Movie Night?
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Man, that was a loooong time ago.
Mornings at the Manor…
Bruce: *whistling while pouring coffee into his mug,*
Bruce: *patting Titus on the head and letting Alfred the Cat use his leg as a scratching post*
Bruce: *grinning while looking out the kitchen window*
Alfred:
Dick:
Tim:
Damian:
Jason: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
Superman: *hovering in the Gotham night sky* Come on, Bruce! When’s the last time we actually had dinner together?
Batman: *spying on a mob boss from five rooftops away* Four PM, Pacific Time, New Year’s Eve.
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