Alfred: *walks into the Batcave with a tray of cookies*
Alfred: *stands still as a black-haired boy excitedly runs past him and out of the cave carrying a Robin uniform*
Bruce: I’m just trying to prepare him.
Alfred: For what, therapy?
Batman: *walks into the Hall of Justice*
Green Lantern (Kyle) to The Flash (Wally): I am equal parts scared and fascinated.
At the annual Justice League beach trip…
Hal: *picks up a phone with a broken screen, dusts the sand off it and unlocks it to reveal a blurry picture of Bruce in beach shorts swiping at the camera*
Hal [to Barry]: *making a poor attempt to stifle his giggling* Camera adds ten pounds to his temper –
Bruce: *standing right behind Hal* Wanna make it twenty?
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
Snapchats at the Manor…
Camera: *focuses on what looks like a leather seat, then on buttons with bat symbols on them, then on something glinting red*
Red Hood: *places his phone on the dashboard, takes off his helmet, winks at the camera, then bites into a Big Belly Burger* It’s Wednesday. Sometimes I eat in Batman’s car. Don’t tell him.
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