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Nightwing: “B-Team” roll call. Hood?

Red Hood: *cocks guns* Here and handsome!

Nightwing: Little D?

Robin: *brandishes katana* Here and crazy!

Nightwing: Red?

Red Robin: *twirls Bo staff* I pity the fool! But also suggest ways he may better himself.

Batman: Hn.

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And this is what happens when “Family Patrol Night” comes right after “Family Movie Night”.

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IMAGINE: Batman, after he finds out that Ace the Bathound helped the Batkids plant a tracker on him because they suspected that the reason he refused to bring any of them on family patrol night was so he could have some “alone time” with Catwoman.

“Hn. You betrayed me. You’ll explain yourself later. Return to the Batcave.”

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When your best friend asks you if you’d want to get away from crimefighting in the city for a while and just hang out at his farm…

Superman: So… ?

Batman: *stares off into the distance*

Superman: Um, Bruce… ?

Batman: *breathes in the air like he’s smelling fresh flowers*

Batman: Spending the day far away sounds like a dream, Clark. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. Silence. The absence of noise. One single moment undisturbed by my children trying to kill each other.