Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
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Roy: You know, you still owe me that fifty bucks.
Jason: *gestures to Bruce* Talk to my dad, bro.
Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
What Batman really feels when he sees the Batkids in action…
Bruce: I don’t know whether or not to be angry or impressed.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
So, wow, thank you…
I just saw how many followers this blog has as of today, and I’m in awe.
I have all those brilliant film, TV, and song writers who came up with such amusing, deep, or iconic lines to thank. I’m really just borrowing their work and creating a context around them based on comic canon (and, occasionally, my own headcanons). It won’t always be accurate, but the point is to make it fun and imaginable.
I see a quote, and 90% of the time, I’ll instantly have a character in mind to “speak” it and a situation in which the conversation could happen. That’s how rich the DC Universe is. Years and years of material to draw inspiration from.
I do re-word some dialogue to fit the context I want (or because the grammar seems uncomfortably off to me).
I love the slice-of-life kind of things, and I do imagine that even superheroes have very mundane, domestic (even silly) moments that give them joy in between those of chaos and conflict.
So, for those of you who follow because you’re just as amused, inspired, and fangirl-y as I am, thanks for dropping by!
(A shout out to those who support my other Tumblr blog, a-wayne-at-heart, as well!)
Batman: So, how’d it go?
Commissioner Gordon: Oh, for – ! I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people???
Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*
Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?
Batman: You know why.
Superman: Tell me.
Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.
Alfred [about Damian’s piano recital]: Master Bruce, you have to be there! You’ve missed much too many precious moments in the children’s lives.
Bruce: What? Name twelve.
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