Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…
Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*
Dick: They’ve been in there a while.
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Can’t be good.
Jason: Nope.
Dick: Think they’re talking about me?
Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.
Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.
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Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?
Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.
Dining out with your best friend be like…
Bruce [to waiter]: I will have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.
Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.
damian wayne: father, may I go outside and play?
bruce wayne: play? in this weather? with all that blue sky and sunshine?
Bruce: *still in his Batman suit, having just arrived from patrol, hissing as Alfred draws the kitchen curtains to let the sunshine in* Are you sure you’re up for it, son?
Damian: Jon’s waiting for me outside. He’s flying me to Metropolis.
Bruce: *fumbling with his utility belt* Here, bring some of this suncreen that just came out of R&D. There’s something about the sunshine in that place, might explain why Clark’s getting stronger. While you’re there, perhaps you could collect some solar energy –
Damian: *slamming the door as he exits the Manor* Byyyye, Father!
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This reminds me of that spread in a Superman/Batman issue where Clark takes over for Bruce in Gotham while the latter is conducting an investigation in Metropolis and we’re given an insight into what they really think of each other’s city. And it’s almost as if Batman is horrified by how bright and smog-free Metropolis is. I love that spread.
Selina [to Bruce]: I’m also just a cat, standing in front of a bat, asking him to love her.
Bruce in “Batman Beyond” be like…
Bruce [to Terry]: Just when I thought I was out –
Bruce: *passionately taps his chest with both hands*
Bruce: – they pull me back in!
Brooding into a Gotham City night atop a gargoyle be like…
Batman: My name is Bruce Wayne, leader of the Justice League of America, mentor to a family of vigilantes, and loyal servant to the true commissioner, James Gordon.
Batman: Father to two murdered sons, son to murdered parents.
Batman: And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Making his initial disapproval of the vigilante lifestyle known…
Alfred: Calling it your job doesn’t make it right, Master Bruce.
Batman: *grabs Green Lantern by the lapels*
Batman: *grits teeth*
Batman: What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.
Batman changing clothes in the Watchtower be like…
Bruce [to Diana]: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
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