When your cheerful, optimistic super best alien friend just wants to make the most of his time with you…
Batman: Clark, I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
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When you’re so ready for that lunch break after hours of discussing one case, but…
Batman: Hn. It doesn’t make any sense.
Green Lantern: What now, Batsy? Hasn’t your beautiful mind gotten you in enough trouble today?
Batman: I don’t understand why people run.
The Flash: Well, it’s therapeutic. It has great cardiovascular benefits. What’s more, it gets the old endorphins pumping. I tell you, running gives me a great high.
Batman: I was referring to the driver running from the scene of the crime, Flash.
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” be like…
Superman: Bruce, I am not arguing with you.
Batman: You are arguing now.
Superman: No, I’m not!
Batman: Yes, you are.
Superman: This is not an argument.
Batman: Yes, it is.
Superman: No, it’s not!
Batman: It is.
Batman: “Bad cop”?
Superman: You’ve been playing “good cop” all this time?
Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
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Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
Someone: Woah! You know Batman?
Red Hood: I’m familiar with his work, yes.
Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
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