The Signal: *feeling dejected after receiving “The Talk” from Batman after a mission gone awry*
Nightwing: *putting a comforting arm on his shoulder* Hey, don’t listen to Bruce.
Red Hood: *opening a bottle of beer using a batarang lying around* We don’t.
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Red Robin: @paranoidmedic, ha! Like that one time when Bruce said –
Red Hood: Tim, don’t you DARE –
Red Robin: – “I – ”
Red Hood: *tackles Tim to the ground*
Red Robin: *struggling to speak while being smothered by Jason’s letter jacket* Bru- Bruce s-s-said – Jason, get orfff –
Red Hood: You shut your pie hole!
Robin: Father told him he loved him.
Nightwing: In the middle of an argument. It was touching, really.
Robin: Todd stopped moving.
Red Robin: *sputtering* O-or b-breath-breathing, as if died aga– Ow, Jay! –
Nightwing: I think he’s afraid that Bruce’s going to surprise him with affection again.
Robin: -Tt- It is kind of hard to tell with Father’s tone.
Red Hood: *screams in agony*
Batman:
Martian Manhunter:
Batman:
Martian Manhunter: *frowning*
Batman:
Martian Manhunter: *glares at Bruce, flips his cape, and storms out, looking offended*
Batman: J’onn, hold on, what –
Batman: Can’t a man think in private anymore?
Batman: Barry, could you –
The Flash: It wasn’t me, I swear! *runs away*
Batman: About Gotham Bay, Arthur –
Aquaman: I am not in the mood, Bruce. *swims away*
Batman:
Batman: Hrrn.
Superman: *standing next to Bruce* š
Batman: -Tt-
Batman: Go ahead, Clark. Fly away.
Superman: Noooope.
Batman: Ugh. *walks away*
Superman: Right, @dangerous-doodle ?
Superman: *throws his hands up in exasperation* Thank you, @hillshollow !
Batman: Hn.
Superman: Just this morning, at breakfast, for crying out loud! *imitating Bruce’s voice* “Clark, pass the ketchup.” Tone. “Jordan, you seem to enjoy eating garbage.” Tone. “Diana –” Well, you did dial it down for that one.
Batman: *puffing out his chest and putting his hands on his hips* And this is necessary at all times?
Superman:
Superman: *eyes glowing red* ARGH! *walks out of the hall*
Superman: There’s just no winning with you, Bruce!
Batman:
Batman: *smirks*
I imagine āthat toneā is Bruceās usual voice…š¤
When your bestfriend accuses you of unnecessarily intimidating someone…
Superman: You say I have a face.
Batman: *scoffs*
Superman: You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody.”
Trying to figure out if Batmanās metahuman or not be likeā¦
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought heād be.
The Flash: What did you think heād be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
Gossiping about Batmanā¦
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
Right before he got a taste of the infamous Dick Grayson temperā¦
Deathstroke: Nightwing, thatās a nice tanā¦ But Iām surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in Batmanās shadow.
Expectation vs. Realityā¦
[Expectation] Dick:Ā Bruce, I know what youāre going to say, and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and Iām really sorry. Iām just hoping against hope that you will give me another chance, which I admit I donāt deserve. If you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.
[Reality] Jason: Itās not like it was even the Batmobile!
Closet full of Batsuitsā¦
Bruce: Yeah, I know itās sexy, Alfred, thatās why I made ten. Now, arrange those by color.
Alfred: These are all black.
Bruce: Oh, are they? Or are five in a dark black, and five in a slightly darker black?
When Batman tucks you inā¦
Damian: ā¦
Damian: Pennyworth.
Damian: Could you loosen my blanket a little? Father tucked me in too tight and itās cutting off the circulation in my arms and legs.
Maybe heās trying to keep you from sneaking out and going to Kent Farm at 3 AM again? *shrugs*
Batman: *narrows eyes* Now, what are you up to?
Red Hood: Whatever happened to āhiā?
Batman: Hi. Now, what are you up to?
Nightwing: *sees what Batman and Red Robin are up to* Tracking software? Youāre spying on Damian!
Batman: Dick, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
[Scene cuts to Deathstroke on a nearby rooftop, listening in via a bugging device attached to the Batmobile]
Deathstroke: Thatās right, my dear Dick Grayson. *sinister laugh* Soon, youāll be mine.
[Scene cuts to two FBI agents in a surveillance truck]
FBI Agent #1: *observing Deathstroke via a spy camera* Keep talking, creepo.
FBI Agent #2: Every word buys you a year in the slammer.
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