At the Annual Justice League Halloween Party…
Clark: I’m a prince!
Diana: I’m a mermaid!
Bruce: I’m Batman.
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Damian: Father is becoming a little controlling. -Tt-
Dick: What tipped you off? When he locked you out on the Manor grounds again?
Damian: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a kitten out there.
Dick [to Bruce]: You baited the garden???
Bruce: Prove it.
When asked by the rest of the Justice League why they frequently go on missions without them…
Batman: Clark and I work because we keep an emotional distance.
Meanwhile, Superman: *looking at him with sad, puppy dog eyes*
Nightwing/Officer Grayson: What if I don’t want to follow your rules, Bruce? What if I just want to follow the normal ones?
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Well… You can take a Batkid out of the Batcave, but it just doesn’t work the other way around.
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Dick: Kory, I’m Batman’s son.
Kory: That doesn’t mean you’ve got to go out there and put yourself in danger.
Dick: Yeah, it kind of does.
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An alternative scenario in which Dick actually tells Kory that he’s on his way to Deathstroke.
Talking about dealing with their Batfather in their adulthood…
Jason [to Dick]: You ended up with the forgiveness gene. I ended up with the backbone gene.
When he’s told that it’s his responsibility to mentor Conner…
Clark: Why can’t Bruce do it? He’s great with kids, especially when they’re not really his.
When you’re late for a pre-mission briefing…
Red Hood: *walks into the Batcave as his siblings stare pointedly at him*
Red Hood: *proceeds to open his mouth*
Batman: Jason, you can be late or you can be mouthy. Choose one.
Bruce to the Batkids / Dick to the Titans: This isn’t the family you pictured, but it’s the one you have and you have a choice.
Batman: *opening his eyes gingerly*
Batman: *recalling that he’d been badly beaten up and pushed off a tower by a villain, then realizing that he’s currently hundreds of feet up in the air*
Batman: Cl-Clark? What the –
Superman: *carrying him, bridal style* Bruce, with all due respect, shut up. I’m saving you.
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