Alfred [to Dick]: Master Bruce’s whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don’t have to be like that to be a man.
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At the Annual Justice League Prom Night…
Bruce: I want to be security.
Clark: Let’s do it together! We can be partners.
Hal: Now, that’s a buddy cop movie I would watch. Which one of you would be the by-the-books cop and which of you would be the bad ass?
Bruce: Don’t be silly, Jordan. I’d be the bad ass.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
When you disobey a direct order from Batman…
Batman:
*stands up slowly from his chair and glares at Simon*
Hrrrn. Are you trying to get formidable on me, Lantern?
Green Lantern: I-It worked on H-Hal –
Batman: Infomercials work on Jordan.
you mean this isn’t a deleted scene from Justice League? could’ve fooled me
Bruce: Why are you two here?
Roy: I’m here to help.
Jason: And I’m here to make things worse.
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Imagine: Damian watching Tim (or, well, vice versa) explain himself to Bruce, Alfred, or Dick (while Jason just munches on popcorn and watches it all go down).
Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from upstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Batman: No matter the hardship or the loss, this family does not stand down, ever.
Batman [to a criminal]: If one more person gets killed because you’re not telling me what you know, we’re going to have a serious problem. And I don’t mean a court room problem, I mean a me-and-you personal problem.
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