Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
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Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
Bruce: Have I made myself clear?!
Jason: You’re looking for the answer “yes”?
Bruce: Yes.
Jason: Then yes.
After replacing a tire on the Batmobile…
Red Hood: *whew* Okay, that’s got it.
Batman: Well, it took you long enough.
Red Hood: *rolling his eyes under his helmet* Yeah, B. Nine whole minutes, start to finish. What an incompetent boob.
Oh, the irony of Jason replacing that tire.
Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
Nightwing: Did you say I’m right?
Batman: Don’t get used to it.
When you know, deep, deep, deep down, you still care about your adoptive dad…
Arham Knight: If I listened to my heart, I’d never be able to do my job.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can’t even imagine what your Facebook page looks like.
Batman: “What’s a Facebook?”
Red Hood: Your family always welcomed strays.
Batman: You were never a stray. –
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JUST HUG ALREADY. Sheesh.
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