Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian:
Batman:
Civilian: …
Batman: *perched on apartment window* I’m not in the habit of knocking.
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Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
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Bruce, you hypocrite.
Undercover billionaire vigilantes…
Oliver: *whispering* Bats, you got a plan?
Bruce: *fake-smiling and fake-waving for the cameras* I’m not walking around this party shaking hands with everybody for no reason.
Jason trying to convince Bruce to let him handle a case…
Jason: Bruce, with all due respect, this is an epic case. It’s (partly) the reason I became the Red Hood. Hunting down a murderer, recovering millions in stolen money, rapelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth.
Bruce: Why would you jump out of a helicopter with a knife in your mouth?
Jason: It’s called a chopper. And the knife is in my mouth because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. And that’s how it’s going down.
Jason going undercover as a waiter at Batburger after Bruce suspended him from a case…
Jason: Pardon me. Did one of you order the Hot Plate of Justice?
Bruce: Jason, what are you doing here?
Jason: Saving Gotham City from a maniacal –
Customer: Um, excuse me? Are those my eggs?
Jason: You kind of interrupted an incredible moment, but here, take that.
Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…
Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –
Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.
Hal: *sighs*
Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
Batman: You’ve all been lying to me?
Nightwing: We’ve been managing expectations so that you… don’t not.
Alfred: Master Bruce, don’t play stupid. You can’t pull it off.
He can, though. Just put him in a board meeting as “Brucey Wayne, billionaire”.
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