When you just can’t win an argument with Batman…
Nightwing: Aaarrrggggh. In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely!
Red Hood: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
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When asked when last time he had fun was…
Batman: I can be spontaneous every four years.
Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*
Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?
Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.
If Bruce and Talia had raised Damian together…
Talia: Your son’s awake.
Bruce: Before sundown, he’s your son.
When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…
Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?
Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.
Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
Clark: Bruce called me for a reason. I don’t think he’s happy.
Dick: No, Bruce’s happy. He’s just grumpy all the time.
Jason: What Bruce’s asking me to do is nuts!
Tim: Okay, but is it nuts and the right thing, or just nuts?
When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
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