Bruce: What did you do with my son?
Jason: I’m your son.
Bruce: What did you do with my oth– you. You. … Yes, you are.
Jason: Are you okay…?
Bruce: You’re my son, Jason.
Jason: … Okay, you’re making me feel super weird, so.
Jason: …
Jason: I tossed Tim in a dumpster because he fell asleep. Grab him and get away, Kay?
Jason: Bye.
*Jason leaves*
Bruce: Jason is my son. He still thinks of himself as my son. *melts a little*
Re-reblogging.
Bruce: What did you do with my son?
Jason: I’m your son.
Bruce: What did you do with my oth– you. You. … Yes, you are.
Jason: Are you okay…?
Bruce: You’re my son, Jason.
Jason: … Okay, you’re making me feel super weird, so.
Jason: …
Jason: I tossed Tim in a dumpster because he fell asleep. Grab him and get away, Kay?
Jason: Bye.
*Jason leaves*
Bruce: Jason is my son. He still thinks of himself as my son. *melts a little*
Re-reblogging.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: That’s it, that’s the show
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: …
Bruce: *sighs*
Bruce: I know you’re going to want to talk because you are Dick Grayson.
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Yeah, that’s right, Batman. Surrender to your son’s feels.
Discussing parenting styles…
Diana: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love Cass, you want to protect her. It’s actually really sweet.
Bruce: But you don’t approve of my tactics.
Diana: I’m in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. Great Hera help that child.
bruce wayne batman: 😡
dick grayson robin: 😀
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dick grayson batman: 😀
damian wayne robin: 😡
Correct Batfamily quote.
Red Hood: Don’t give me the “hurt feelings” thing, Bruce. Because A, I don’t buy it, and B, I don’t care.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Okay, what you call investigation the law calls stalking.
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