“Batman: Under the Hood”, a summary…
Batman: Jason, I apologize. I only say this at gunpoint, but it’s true. I love you.
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When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…
Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?
Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.
After yet another lecture on his “immature behavior”…
Jason [to Bruce]: See how I’m not punching him? *gestures to Tim* I think I’ve grown.
Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
The Batboys discussing how Bruce may have sustained his latest arm injury…
Jason: No. He did it doing something he’s embarrassed by. Like smiling.
Expectation vs. Reality…
[Expectation] Dick: Bruce, I know what you’re going to say, and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and I’m really sorry. I’m just hoping against hope that you will give me another chance, which I admit I don’t deserve. If you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.
[Reality] Jason: It’s not like it was even the Batmobile!
Red Hood: That line you’re talking about? I crossed it a long time ago.
Batman:
Attending a charity gala your best friend invited you to be like…
Clark [to Bruce]: You look fine, Bruce. You just look… angry. All the time.
Ah. So, just normal.
Bruce: What did you do with my son?
Jason: I’m your son.
Bruce: What did you do with my oth– you. You. … Yes, you are.
Jason: Are you okay…?
Bruce: You’re my son, Jason.
Jason: … Okay, you’re making me feel super weird, so.
Jason: …
Jason: I tossed Tim in a dumpster because he fell asleep. Grab him and get away, Kay?
Jason: Bye.
*Jason leaves*
Bruce: Jason is my son. He still thinks of himself as my son. *melts a little*
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Bruce: What did you do with my son?
Jason: I’m your son.
Bruce: What did you do with my oth– you. You. … Yes, you are.
Jason: Are you okay…?
Bruce: You’re my son, Jason.
Jason: … Okay, you’re making me feel super weird, so.
Jason: …
Jason: I tossed Tim in a dumpster because he fell asleep. Grab him and get away, Kay?
Jason: Bye.
*Jason leaves*
Bruce: Jason is my son. He still thinks of himself as my son. *melts a little*
Re-reblogging.
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