On the rooftop where they first chased each other…
Bruce: *fidgeting with his cuff links (something old: was his father’s)*
Selina: *smoothening out her lacy, white dress (something new: picked by Harley and Ivy)*
Bruce: *glances at something in the evening sky*
Selina: *knows exactly what her fiancé’s been not-so-discreetly staring at behind her*
Selina: *sighs and grabs his face so that he’s looking her straight in the eye*
Selina: You are not allowed to die. Do you understand?
When the family mission’s a success…
Red Hood: Would you care to high-five?
Batman: I would not.
Red Hood: I can do it myself.
Red Hood: *high-fives himself*
Stop trolling your father, Jason.
Also, you’ve seen what happened when Nightwing tried to hug him, right?
Batman: *glaring*
Booster Gold:
Blue Beetle:
Booster Gold: *nudges Ted*
Blue Beetle: What? I’m not about to argue with a man who can solve a murder case using only a tooth and a magnifying glass.
Batman: I have to go…
Green Lantern: *blinks*
Batman: … do scientific things to catch a serial killer.
Well, Hal’s no Barry, Bruce.
Batman: Selina, if I ask you to marry me, will you say yes?
Catwoman: If I say yes, will we get married?
What? It’s a reasonable question, DC – I mean, Bruce.
Superman [to Wonder Woman]: Bruce would rather work with a computer than with me.
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer* But for a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.
Sike! Batman doesn’t have lunch.
Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*
Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.
Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.
Batman: Relaxing makes me tense.
Damian: You are the worst vacation-taker in the world!
Damian: *stomps up the stairs, goes to his bedroom, and slams the door shut*
Bruce:
Alfred:
Bruce: *shrugs*
Alfred: *sighs, shakes his head, and walks away*
So your father left a realistic blow-up version of himself inside the tent then went off-planet to respond to a Justice League S.O.S. while you roasted marshmallows and waited six hours for him to come out and regale you with stories of his early vigilante days by a campfire…
He still loves you, kid.
Green Lantern: I find it’s best not to be overly confident.
Batman: I was not aware you knew any other way to be.
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