Imagine: Bruce, when Hal and Barry ask him to settle their debate while he’s working on a case at the Watchtower.

Lois: *lying in bed, drawing circles on Clark’s bare chest using her finger*

Phone: *vibrates*

Clark: Ah, it’s Bruce.

Lois: Don’t get it.

Clark: It could be work.

Lois: That’s why I said don’t get it.

Superman: *looking on as Batman packs a Bat-duffel bag for an off-planet Justice League mission*

Superman: Bruce… Don’t you think the adoption papers are a little bit unnecessary?

Batman: Hn. I would agree with you a hundred percent on Opposite Day.

He’s must always be ready for anything, Clark.

Reblog if you love the DCEU almost as much as Bruce Wayne loves Clark Kent in Justice League (2017)

Because let’s face it, no one will ever love anything as much as Bruce Wayne loves Clark Kent in Justice League (2017).

Except comic book Bruce Wayne.

Red Hood: I don’t really do well with change, I guess.

Batman: Well, you’re better than I am.

Red Hood: The pyramids are better at change than you are.

Red Hood: … It’s a joke! Hey, I was being affectionate.

Batman: *loading the Batplane with heavy new equipment from Wayne Tech*

Catwoman: Bruce, you’re going to a war zone in a week. Please, don’t be a hero. Please, just don’t be you.

When you catch your wife reporting the news back on earth via the Watchtower satellite feed…

The Flash: Linda’s so hot.

Batman: Yes. She’s in Afghanistan. The temperature is frequently over a hundred degrees.

Superman: Bruce, you are the only person in the Watchtower allowed to be raggedly honest because I know I can’t stop you.

On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…

Batman: This is Batman.

Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!

Batman: You are not giving birth here, Selina.

Catwoman: Why not? A prison is an accredited health facility. That’s what you want!