Superman: Bruce, admit it. You just can’t say no to anyone. That’s why you have eight kids.
… And counting.
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Bruce: *looking at old photographs with Alfred* My sons used to be so cute.
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: Used to?
Bruce: Hn. Deal with it.
When your adoptive father sends you to a remote jungle to find your older brother…
Red Robin: Okay. *takes a deep breath*
Red Robin: I’m one of the smartest people in the world.
Red Robin: *swatting at giant leaves and mosquitoes* Then why is it so difficult to locate that 225-pound wiseass???
Jay owes you coffee big time, Timmy.
Batman: Cat, I have a ring in my utility bel–
Catwoman: Bruce, you will not propose me to me while you are strapped to an electric chair and I am up to my eyeballs in gunk!
Batman: Dick, I – *hands him adoption papers*
Nightwing: Blood doesn’t make family. Love makes family. *tackle-hugs Bruce*
Is this not how it happened?
Bruce: I mean, yes, I threw you into the deep end when you were a child, but you learned how to swim on your own.
Dick: You’re turning abandonment into a recipe for successful parenting?
Bruce: You can’t argue with success.
Oh, the beating you would’ve had if Alfred had caught you, Bruce.
Batman [about Orphan and David Cain]: But now she has no father…
Nightwing: Not exactly. She’s got you. We all do. We’ve got the man who always has our back.
Nightwing [to Batman]: Like it or not, you have a funny way of growing on people, old man.
When the Justice League get stranded on a power-dampening island…
The Flash: This isn’t Gilligan’s Island! We can’t just take a couple of coconuts and make a dialysis machine.
Batman:
Bruce: I want a baby soon, Selina. You were right. I want a family. I’ve always wanted a family. And I want one with you because I love you.
Selina: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?
Bruce: Hn. Something like that.
Always wanted a family… bigger than the one you already have, Batman?
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